~Fangirling since 2005~
My blog is a place where fandoms collide
Obsessed with Take That, Kasabian, Fall Out Boy, Sherlock, Tim Minchin, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton's films, Noel Fielding, PewDiePie, Edward Norton and Paloma Faith
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TRACK: Last Friday Night (Sherlock style)
ARTIST: Katy Perry
ALBUM:
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I can’t sing but I re-wrote a song and put some instrumental, so you can try to sing along
There’s Molly in my bed
There’s no palace in my head
Jam is all over the room
I proved everyone I’m coolI smell like a mini-bar
Lestrade passed out in the yard
Coat and scarf on barbecue
This a hickey or a bruise?All unsolved crimes
Ended up online
On blog
Oh wellIt’s all black out blur
I deduce that last night ruled
JAWN?!Last Friday night
Yeah, we shot into a wall
And we made too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we took a head from fridge
And went with it out on street
But police couldn’t stop me
Last Friday night
We went with Irene to park
Skinnydipping in the dark
Then I’ve broken someone’s arm
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Just to annoy Anderson
And this Friday night
Do it all againBut this Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Putting evidences on spots
Think that Jim was right here too
Lying somewhere on the floor
Ripped my favourite pure-silk robe
While avoiding my arrest
Think I need a milk or tea
Here’s the note on the fridge: “I’m real”All unsolved crimes
Ended up online
On blog
Oh wellIt’s all black out blur
I deduce that last night ruled
JAWN?!Last Friday night
Mrs Hudson, game is on
And I’m sorry for the wall
But it’s our division
Last Friday night
I hid Mycroft’s umbrella
And I think we went too far
But whole Baker street had fun
Last Friday night
We were prank calling police
They came back at half past three
Joining our cool party
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the door
That’s why James in corridor
And this Friday night
Do it all again
But this Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K., S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K., S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K.
Last Friday night
Yeah, we shot into a wallAnd we made too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we took a head from fridge
And went with it out on street
But police couldn’t stop me
Last Friday night
We went with Irene to park
Skinnydipping in the dark
Then I’ve broken someone’s arm
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Just to annoy Anderson
And this Friday night
Do it all again
Do you know how it’s hard be
A fangirl - child of emotions
To ship your fav one-gender otp
About their love you only one have notion
And how it’s difficult to watch your favourite show
Or movie or just 20-second video
And weep and cry and faint and squeal and know
That you have very special kind of feelings
Do you know how it’s hard not love
Musician, who’s semi-god from heaven
Or at least angel from the Up-above
You’re ready, if he only asks, for marriage
But our love deserves the understanding
And not just phrases like “Fangirls are crazy”
And maybe I’ll grow up someday from that
And maybe I’ll forget fanfiction rating
But I believe that I’ll never forget
The things and people who just made me happy
Inspired by precious Kasabian fandom and larilarit0’s quote:
“I’d like to twist myself around your endless legs.”
It can go in three ways
First: New forming. when to fandoms collide, they unite and become one bigger fandom (of course there can be planets (fans) who will be damaged because of this collision)

Second: Changeble. When two fandoms collide, Fandom 2 gets damaged by the influence of Fandom 1 and never changes to its past condition

Third: Life-ruining way. When two fandoms collide, it cause the appereance of black hole which sucks up everything and everyone around itself and never releases anything from its darkest corners

WOULD YOU LIKE A PIEEEEEE?
…NOOOOOOO
BUT IT IS A GOOD PIE.
NEVER THE LESS… LAST TIME YOU GAVE ME PIE, I CUT INTO IT WITH MY TINY PIE CUTTER AND MILLIONS OF BIRDS FLEW OUT HITTING ME IN THE EYES AND THE TEMPLES. I WAS CONFUSED, IT WAS A TRICK PIEEE.






